Mountaineers At Heart Gifts

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Echo Tourism'

Happy Hour

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Snowmobull

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Skiing

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Climbing with the baby

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Bigfoot tracks...

Recalculating

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Do you have pants in XL?"