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"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

Happy Hour

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Snowmobull

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Skiing

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Bigfoot tracks...

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Climbing with the baby

Rubbish and Everest