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For questions about the Apostles, try Father Benedict, two mountains to the east."

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Recalculating

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Bigfoot tracks...

Rubbish and Everest

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"How do I get down?"

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'