Mountaineer At Heart Prints

For questions about the Apostles, try Father Benedict, two mountains to the east."

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Recalculating

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Bigfoot tracks...

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Rubbish and Everest

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"How do I get down?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."