Mountaineer Soul Searcher Prints

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Bigfoot tracks...

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Rubbish and Everest

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Existential Risk

"How do I get down?"

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"