Mountaineer Soul Searcher Pillows

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Happy Hour

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Bigfoot tracks...

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Rubbish and Everest

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"How do I get down?"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!