Mountain Climber Of The Soul Pillows

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

Danger: Falling animals

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

Survival kit

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano