Spiritual Climber Pillows

"It's a pretty stiff climb up here - Next time, could I just PRAY?"

"Actually, can you just tell me what he said?"

Monks don't get paid much, but there's a lot of 'Upward Mobility.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

FAQs.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.