Mountain Climber With A Spiritual Bent Pillows

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Parachuting bishop.

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"The gods really love tight buns."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

"If I told you the secret of life, it wouldn't be a secret anymore."

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'Oh Yeah ... That's the Ex.'

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."