Mountain Climber With Flair Pillows

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Stairlift around cliff face.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Danger: Falling animals

"I like to stay on top of things."

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Survival kit

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'