Mountain Climber Spirit Pillows

North South.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

"I like to stay on top of things."

Danger: Falling animals

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Survival kit

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"Progress is coming right along!"

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

'Life is too short to be little.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano