Mountain Climber Spirit Gifts

North South.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Danger: Falling animals

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"Progress is coming right along!"

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

Survival kit

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

'When you said 'walkies'...'

'Life is too short to be little.'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"