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"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Danger: Falling animals

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Survival kit

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

An expedition to get ice for the party.

People of Courage