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Castle in the Clouds

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

'The meaning of 'life', my son? Well, let me see.'

"If I told you the secret of life, it wouldn't be a secret anymore."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Stairlift around cliff face.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Danger: Falling animals

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

Survival kit

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'