Mountain Climber At Heart Mugs

Castle in the Clouds

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

What was Rudy like as a child, Mort? He was a very adventurous young man. Every time I visited, he would tell me about his exploits. About how he climbed mountains with some other child named Q-bert

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

'The meaning of 'life', my son? Well, let me see.'

"If I told you the secret of life, it wouldn't be a secret anymore."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Danger: Falling animals

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

Survival kit

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'