Mountain Climber Of Emotions Mugs

'Oh Yeah ... That's the Ex.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Skier and his dog.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Danger: Falling animals

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'We're in a hurry.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Survival kit

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'