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'Oh Yeah ... That's the Ex.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Stairlift around cliff face.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Skier and his dog.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Danger: Falling animals

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'We're in a hurry.'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Survival kit

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.