Mountain Climber In Search Of Meaning T-Shirts

"Oops! Sorry about that! Hey, real quick. . . what is the meaning of life?"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Stairlift around cliff face.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Danger: Falling animals

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

Survival kit

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'I like you, Hargrove, and I've decided to take you under my wing.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

'Life is too short to be little.'

People of Courage

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano