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'I don't see why Tibet needs a census!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

Mount Everest.

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

"If I told you the secret of life, it wouldn't be a secret anymore."

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'Oh Yeah ... That's the Ex.'

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

"Oops! Sorry about that! Hey, real quick. . . what is the meaning of life?"

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'The meaning of 'life', my son? Well, let me see.'

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

Castle in the Clouds

"Looks like Goopta just has a major paradigm shift."

Covid-19 Vaccine

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

'Doctor, the little bitty man with the inferiority complex is here.'

"I see you're enjoying our reflecting pool, General."

"Actually, can you just tell me what he said?"

What was Rudy like as a child, Mort? He was a very adventurous young man. Every time I visited, he would tell me about his exploits. About how he climbed mountains with some other child named Q-bert

North South.

"It's a pretty stiff climb up here - Next time, could I just PRAY?"

'Have you tried adjusting your grip on the golf club?'

For questions about the Apostles, try Father Benedict, two mountains to the east."

Monks don't get paid much, but there's a lot of 'Upward Mobility.'