Teenage Soul-searcher T-Shirts

Already self-conscious wearing a bra for the first time, Doris couldn't help but feel everyone was staring at her.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Existential Risk

The Anti-Materialist

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Spring Chicken"

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"The meaning of life at a glance"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

Moses as a teenager

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Valentine for Guru.

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"

'Stick on Souls'