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'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'I could do that.'

Big screen TV.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Sex Education

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

Parental Role Model

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."