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"Jessica Alba is the hottest movie star...ever."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Elvis Presley

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I could do that.'

Big screen TV.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Steve Howe.

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Jack Nicholson

Sex Education

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

Parental Role Model

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'