Teen Dreamers T-Shirts

"Why didn't you say 'hi' to Sylvia Sanchez?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Late night teddy reading

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Home Sweet Home

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Quantum Psychic

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid