Teen Dreamers T-Shirts

"Why didn't you say 'hi' to Sylvia Sanchez?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Late night teddy reading

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'I could do that.'

Quantum Psychic

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Romeo and Julietta'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'