Dreamer Of Teenage Dreams T-Shirts

"All in favor of ditching the suits and forming a rock band say 'aye'."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Night-time halo

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Tree house.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"I'll have the usual."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'I can change! I swear!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'