Playful Soul Searcher T-Shirts

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Christian and Born again Christian...

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Shoe repair

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Existential Risk

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"The meaning of life at a glance"

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

Face painting - children have no faces

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'