Confident Soul-searcher T-Shirts

'Doctor, the little bitty man with the inferiority complex is here.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Existential Risk

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

Bob Dylan

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Valentine for Guru.

'Stick on Souls'

How?

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"