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'Doctor, the little bitty man with the inferiority complex is here.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

The Anti-Materialist

Existential Risk

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"The meaning of life at a glance"

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Bob Dylan

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

Valentine for Guru.

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"

'Stick on Souls'