Romantic Soul Searcher T-Shirts

"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I heard they mate for life."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'In Love'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Cake

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Significant Otter

Romance

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Love at First Sight.

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

The unknown war poet.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"Set already!"