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"I spend most days fretting."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

The Anti-Materialist

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Existential Risk

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"The meaning of life at a glance"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Bob Dylan

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

Valentine for Guru.

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"

'Stick on Souls'