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"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'In what context do you mean 'Are you done?''

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

The Art Student.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Do me next."

Felix Mendelssohn

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

They were mysteriously drawn together

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Writers without borders.

Children's Art Show.

'He was a great writer'

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Raphael

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

'I wish I was creative'

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Mermaid Art

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

An artist paints a woman's cat instead of her self-portrait.

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."