Artistic Soul Seeker T-Shirts

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Felix Mendelssohn

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Reginald Bunthorne

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Your tiny hand is frozen...

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Framed Lady

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Phoenix

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Urns in love

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swing dancers.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Alberich steals the gold

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'