Playful Soul Searcher Prints

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Frizzbee statue.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

Existential Risk

The Anti-Materialist

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Bunny Pranks

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Shoe repair

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

"The meaning of life at a glance"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Face painting - children have no faces

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .