Desperate Soul Searcher T-Shirts

'I don't normally pray but I'm desperate for ?5,000.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Existential Risk

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

The Anti-Materialist

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"The meaning of life at a glance"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Bob Dylan

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Valentine for Guru.

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"

'Stick on Souls'