Desperate Soul Searcher T-Shirts

'I don't normally pray but I'm desperate for ?5,000.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Existential Risk

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"The meaning of life at a glance"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

Bob Dylan

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Valentine for Guru.

How?

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"

'Stick on Souls'