Teenage Soul-searcher Mugs

Already self-conscious wearing a bra for the first time, Doris couldn't help but feel everyone was staring at her.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Existential Risk

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Spring Chicken"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

Moses as a teenager

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Valentine for Guru.

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"

How?

'Stick on Souls'