Mountain Climber In Search Of Meaning Gifts

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Stairlift around cliff face.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Danger: Falling animals

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Survival kit

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

'I like you, Hargrove, and I've decided to take you under my wing.'

'Life is too short to be little.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"Not only do I not know the meaning of life, I also forgot why I came up here."

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'