Mountain Climber Of The Mind Mugs

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Looks like Goopta just has a major paradigm shift."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"If I told you the secret of life, it wouldn't be a secret anymore."

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

'The meaning of 'life', my son? Well, let me see.'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

'Oh Yeah ... That's the Ex.'

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

"Oops! Sorry about that! Hey, real quick. . . what is the meaning of life?"

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

Castle in the Clouds

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

What was Rudy like as a child, Mort? He was a very adventurous young man. Every time I visited, he would tell me about his exploits. About how he climbed mountains with some other child named Q-bert

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

North South.

'I don't see why Tibet needs a census!'

"I say IT'S HARD TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WHEN IT"S SO WINDY!"

Lance Armstrong.

"Do not chase the tail, for the tail is already yours."