Mountaineer Of The Mind T-Shirts

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Bigfoot tracks...

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Do you have pants in XL?"

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rubbish and Everest

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"How do I get down?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."