Mountaineer Of The Mind T-Shirts

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Bigfoot tracks...

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Rubbish and Everest

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"How do I get down?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"