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"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"Mom?"

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

Brains versus management books.

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

Gizmo brain storming meeting.

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"Looks like Goopta just has a major paradigm shift."

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

"Sure, I can recommend some mental exercises. Try memorizing all the prescription drugs I have you on."

Now playing... everything you said at the party.

"Stay medicated."

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

"Actually, can you just tell me what he said?"

"My imagination ran wild, and I pulled a muscle in my brain."

North South.

"It's a pretty stiff climb up here - Next time, could I just PRAY?"

I do not have a cold!

"Honest, I only want tom take you to lunch."

Monks don't get paid much, but there's a lot of 'Upward Mobility.'

"Do not chase the tail, for the tail is already yours."

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

Larry kept jogging his memory but was still getting nowhere.

"You're nervous...? Try playing with a Bishop behind you!"