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"Do not chase the tail, for the tail is already yours."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Recalculating

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Run from the hills!

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"Mom?"

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"