Mountain Visionary T-Shirts

"Now, if all of you would do me the favor of arranging yourselves into a human pyramid, I will reenact my ascent of Everest."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'I don't like to take chances.'

A man looks up at the earth

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Art of Surviving

"Take me to your thought leader."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Third Option

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

The return of Miss Subways

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

"Mom?"

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

Safe under mattress.

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

The Goodman Dynasty

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

Wave of new developers following the tide of distributors.

Artist's Perspective

Pole Vault

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Midnight in Minnesota

Sometimes, good things fall apart, so better things can fall together.

Billionaires in space!

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all,'

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."