Mountaineer Pillows

'One of us is in serious trouble!'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Drop the rock!'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Mt. Everest gifts.

Falling rocks sign on mountain peak.

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

'I claim this mountain in the name of all underachievers everywhere!'

"No, this is just the line for the ladies' room."

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

Climber

Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.

Mount Everest.

Castle in the Clouds

A Mountainear

"Because we're jerks."

The Scottish mountaineer

Mountain climber finds maraschino cherry on top of the mountain.

'Good afternoon! I'll be your rescue dog today, offering a fine selection of brandies while Bernard will be along shortly with the cheese and biscuits.'

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

Photograph from Heaven.

You Have New Mail

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Oh, wise guru tell me the secret of success, Oops tell me how to fly!'

'You see, I told you we needed a Satellite-Phone: There's no Mobile coverage around here...'

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

Valentine for Guru.

Mountain climbers and clothes line

Yeti helping explorers erect a flag.

Selfie with yeti