Mountaineer Of Meaning Pillows

'Thank heaven. I thought that help would never get here.'

You Are Here

Skiing.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

First aid in mountains

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Rock Climber

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"