Mountaineer Of Meaning T-Shirts

'Thank heaven. I thought that help would never get here.'

You Are Here

Skiing.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

First aid in mountains

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Rock Climber

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'