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About 19,000 feet. And how high are you falling from?

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

'First of all, relax.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Juggler and Illusionist

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Bigfoot tracks...

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"