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About 19,000 feet. And how high are you falling from?

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Happy Hour

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Juggler and Illusionist

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'First of all, relax.'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Bigfoot tracks...

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"