Nature Marveler T-Shirts

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'I love rock festivals!'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'I donated my body to science..'

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

How DNA molecules combine.

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

House Plant Party

'Wheeee...'

Walking on Water

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Schrödinger's cat.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.