Machine Marveler T-Shirts

Robots/inspected.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'I donated my body to science..'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Walking on Water

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'Wheeee...'

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

Schrödinger's cat.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.