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Bulltoon: Submersibull

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'It shrunk!'

"You suppose, somewhere out there, there are peanut butter fish?"

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Tod's great fear was that someday he'd meet a giant octopus - face to face.

To be as inconspicuous as possible, Dr. Bloom designed his bathysphere to look like something...well, edible.'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'Wheeee...'

'Living on the back of a whale is OK, except for the part where he deep dives for up to 2 hours!'

'Like clockwork: As soon as the whale-watching boat arrives, Bruce leaps out of the water! What a show off...'

Wall-ruses.

Submarine Catflap

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.