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Moon Vacuuming

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'I donated my body to science..'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

The Quantum Mechanic...

How DNA molecules combine.

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Wheeee...'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.

"They ruin the landscape!"

Walking on Water

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Schrödinger's cat.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

'It shrunk!'