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The Star Gazer

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'I donated my body to science..'

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Walking on Water

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'Wheeee...'

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Schrödinger's cat.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"Money or your beard!"

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'It shrunk!'