Meteor Marveler Mugs

The Star Gazer

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'I donated my body to science..'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Walking on Water

'Wheeee...'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Schrödinger's cat.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'It shrunk!'

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

'Living on the back of a whale is OK, except for the part where he deep dives for up to 2 hours!'