Moon Marveler Mugs

Moon Vacuuming

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'I donated my body to science..'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'Wheeee...'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

Walking on Water

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Schrödinger's cat.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'It shrunk!'

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'