Monkey Marveler Mugs

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Juggler and Illusionist

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

The Quantum Mechanic...